Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Magic is Back!

     This isn't really a theme park news blog, but this little tidbit that Disney Parks just recently released really made my day and I'd like to talk about it!

     TEN YEARS AGO, I wrote this post about one of my favorite attractions, The Magic of Disney Animation, closing to make room for "something Star Wars related." Well now, ten years later, that Star Wars related thing is closing and The Magic of Disney Animation is coming back in a brand new way!

     Apparently, the Once Upon a Studio short film that Disney made to celebrate its 100th birthday was a huge success (I don't know why I said 'apparently.' I ate that thing up like candy!) and it's serving as inspiration for this reimagined part of the park where Disney's beloved cartoons "come to life!"

And where I weep like an ugly baby.

     They released this poster with the announcement that definitely captures the same feel as the Once Upon a Studio short, but my favorite part is Genie sporting his vacation wear from the end of Aladdin which was inspired by Robin Williams' attire in a video that was part of the original Magic of Disney Animation attraction!

I see what you did there.

     The new Magic of Disney Animation (I'm just going to call it MODA to save time) will resemble the actual animation studios in Burbank and will showcase the different departments of said studio which, I guess, means Storyboards, Concept Art, etc etc. The original MODA allowed guests to look over the shoulders of actual artists at work. They even made Mulan and Lilo and Stitch in this building! I doubt that this part of the attraction will return but it will still be nice to have something in Disney's Hollywood Studios actually be STUDIO themed! Maybe they'll bring back the water tower with the Mickey ears next! Wishful thinking!

I like the kid taking a photo of his parents with Pluto instead of the other way around.

     There will be an indoor playground themed to Mary Blair's Alice in Wonderland artwork. I personally think indoor playgrounds are nothing more than noisy petri dishes, but I love me some Mary Blair so... bust out the hand sanitizer, kids! There will be some character meet-and-greets, of course, and something where guests can "pencil in some time to learn how to draw your very own character sketch." I'm pretty sure this means the Animation Experience from Animal Kingdom, where a cast member teaches guests how to draw a Disney character, will be returning to Hollywood Studios where it belongs. Because who wants to draw in a zoo?!?

     The attraction opens in 2026 and... since I like to think I'm always one day closer to my next Disney trip... see you soon, MODA!

Monday, April 28, 2025

Nathan AF

     There's been this trend of people using AI to mockup what they'd look like as an action figure in the package. The packaging always looks way too bland and the figures and their accessories never look anything like an actual toy but, as with most things AI... no one cares.

     A result of this trend has been another trend where artists use their skills to make an actual mockup of themselves as action figures. That'll show... them? Who? I dunno, but whatever, I'm on board with this one.

And my action figure actually comes with its own action figures!



Thursday, September 5, 2024

RDJ!

New mask.

Same task.



Tuesday, August 6, 2024

G.I. Joe Against COBRA and Destro... and Water Rings

     I don't necessarily know the personal aesthetic of your home decor, but I do know that it's severely lacking without this set of Lady Jaye coasters from my Redbubble.

Click here to get yours?


"Dude... I gotta set this water down!"

Monday, December 25, 2023

Grogu's Favorite Things

     For my Instagram account this year, I put together this little Countdown to Christmas with Grogu reaching for things. There's not really anything "Christmasey" about it at all, but it was a lot of fun to do. I suppose you can say it's Grogu opening an advent calendar filled with the most random stuff imaginable.

Yeah... Let's go with that.

Merry Christmas!

A candy cane | Fried okra | A VHS copy of Fievel Goes West

An old Nokia cell phone | A rubber chicken | An extended car warranty

An autographed headshot of Tom Bergeron | Camelot (only a model) | Chattermax

A dirty old boot | That grain of sand from The NeverEnding Story | B.B. King's Lucille

A pair of Air Force Ones | Harry Potter's birthday cake | A roll of duct tape

Green eggs & ham | A jazz cup | Sheet music for "The Final Countdown"

Patrick Begorra | Aldebaran whiskey | That carrot toy from Disney's Bolt

The Maltese Falcon | A black & white cookie | That Miss Piggy doll that McDonald's sold in the '80s


Monday, December 4, 2023

Rebooting Ruxpin Action Figures

     It's now been more than ten years since I suggested a reboot of Teddy Ruxpin and started on this little on-again/off-again fan art indulgence of mine. In my first post, I mentioned how I never owned the famous Teddy Ruxpin doll on which the whole franchise was based, but I did own the action figures... and played with them a lot! I, therefore, thought it'd be fun to conceptualize what the new action figures would look like if my reboot were actually a thing. 

     While I loved playing with the figures, they were severely lacking in terms of accessories, and since this whole thing is about creating the Teddy Ruxpin that I, personally, would want to see, I figured the toys should follow suit. 

In other words... a Grundo-load of accessories!








     This is just the first wave... which would be sold separately, of course, from Teddy and his friends' airship, The Patchwork.

Thursday, May 4, 2023

My Visit to Oga's Cantina

     A couple of years ago, I wrote this post about our visit to Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge. Although we were able to go twice in one year, there was a pandemic going on and getting reservations to Oga's Cantina didn't work out. 

     This year, however, we went to Disneyland and were finally able to partake in some beverages from that beloved galaxy far, far away. And since this is Star Wars Day, what better time to issue an addendum to my previous post.

Oga's Cantina

     You can't think of Star Wars and not think of the cantina. Different iterations have popped up in several of the Star Wars films and I wouldn't be surprised if, when conceptualizing a Star Wars themed land, the cantina was at the top of the list.

     I ordered the Jabba Juice. When the waiter delivered it, he pointed to the worrt over the bar and implied that the boba pearls in my drink were actually its eggs, and that he wouldn't swallow them whole if he were me. I probably had the nerdiest grin that place had ever seen... and that's really saying something.

     The drinks were great but the atmosphere, of course, is what it's all about! This might be the most immersive part of the full immersion experience that Galaxy Edge promises... in my opinion, at least. DJ Rex live on the ones and twos only a few feet away from me almost brought a tear to my eye. I love all of the clanking and hissing of Star Wars-esque junk. They even had the assassin droid heads as drink dispensers! That's just like in the movie!!! 

Again. The nerdiest grin that place has ever seen!

     The only thing I could think of to make it better would be if an alien character or two would stroll through from time-to-time. I mean... How cool would that be?! It is a pretty cramped space, though. Such close quarters might not seem very practical as far as theme parks go, but it does add to that dive bar on a remote outpost aesthetic and that's really what this is all about, right? I wasn't complaining.

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Topping Off 2022

 Happy New Year, everyone!

For 2022, I changed my blog headers to resemble a sort of corner card like you might see on a comic book.  It's less of a traditional "header," but I don't know... I'm liking it.






Thursday, June 23, 2022

A Good Time For The Great Taste

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: Know what would be cool? McDonald's die-cast character figurines!








Thursday, March 24, 2022

The Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe

The Cinematic Universe – an interconnected world in which a number of different film franchises can coexist. 

     It’s no wonder the concept is as popular as it is. Studio bigwigs love them because they’re practically a guarantee of butts being in seats for years and years to come, and audiences love them for the sense of realness that comes with these fictional worlds having such a broad scope… when done right, that is. 
     
     As Han Solo would say, “That’s the real trick, isn’t it?” Because as great of a concept as a cinematic universe is, there aren’t many besides Marvel that are actually doing it right. DC is all over the place, the Wizarding World is just depressing, and Star Wars… well… let’s not talk about Star Wars. 

     One that I had genuine hope for, however, was the Hanna-Barbera-verse! (Don’t know if that’s actually what they were branding it as. Too many dashes.) This was to be a series of films focusing on the wide array of characters created by Hanna-Barbera Studios and set in one, as I said before, interconnected world, all kicking off with 2020’s Scoob! I’m not in showbiz, so I may be wrong, but as I understand it, after Scoob! didn’t perform as well as expected, plans for this cinematic universe came to a screeching halt. 

   I’m not here to trash Scoob! though. Instead, I think it would be way more fun to pitch WHAT I WOULD DO if tasked with giving Hanna-Barbera their own cinematic universe! So here it is! The first phase of what I’m calling the HBCU! 


     First of all, I think starting with a Scooby-Doo movie was a great idea! High fives all around! The key difference here, however, is that you make an ACTUAL Scooby-Doo movie. Get rid of all the Blue Falcon, Dick Dastardly, Jabberjaw, etc. and instead shift the focus onto what really defines the Scooby-Doo franchise, which is, I think, Scooby and his pals solving a spooky mystery. 

     There’s an adage that goes, “Show. Don’t Tell” and it’s definitely one that’s essential to creating a well-rounded cinematic universe. This is a brand-new take on the Mystery Inc. gang, so rather than starting them out as already established mystery solvers and talking about all the things they’ve done, let’s show them doing the things! Act as if no one has ever heard of Scooby-Doo before and introduce us to these characters at the beginning. In other words, this needs to be an origin story. How Scooby met Shaggy, Velma, Freddy, and Daphne. You basically take the first few minutes of Scoob! and expand it into an entire film. Sure, you won’t immediately get the fan-service stuff like epic battles with Captain Caveman, but we’re laying a foundation here! One brick at a time! 


     One reason why most people don’t tire of Marvel movies is because of their diversity in tone. Guardians of the Galaxy feels completely different from Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and because of such, the cinematic universe stays fresh AND broadens its scope. This is why, for the HBCU, we follow up Scooby-Doo by with a GALACTIC shift in tone. 

     Me emphasizing ‘galactic’ like that is my cute way of saying that Space Ghost is next. It’s a Space Ghost movie. 

     This one will scratch that super-hero itch that studio execs think people want from a CU, and is also obscure just enough to where the filmmakers can stretch their legs a little… creatively speaking. I’m not getting too much into the specifics of any of these, but for this one, I do have a fantastic voice cast in mind! Check it out:

Jon Hamm as Space Ghost 
Mark Hamill as Zorak 
Charlie Day as Brak 
Ben Schwartz as Jace 
Jenny Slate as Jan 

     I also think it’d be cool to get a huge star like Meryl Streep to play the villain Black Widow… Except you couldn’t actually use the name Black Widow, for obvious reasons. Spider Woman maybe? Even that sounds bland and a little Marvel-ish… I dunno! Like I said, there’s a lot of leg room in this cinematic universe. That’s one of the things that makes it so appealing! 

     Anyways, here is where you could start planting some seeds for things like Herculoids or The Galaxy Trio, but keep the references subtle and make sure that they, first and foremost, serve the Space Ghost storyline. Again… this is a brick-by-brick operation! 


     So, if you were going to break up the whole Hanna-Barbera brand into categories, you’d have the team of crime-solving teenagers (we’ve checked that box), the Alex Toth adventure stories (check), and next you’d have the just flat-out wacky cartoon characters. ‘Wacky’ of course, being the key word as the third film in our lineup is none other than Wacky Races

     Here’s where you really fly off the handle and establish just how out there this universe can go! Mobsters, hillbillies, cavemen, and of course, main staple Dick Dastardly! All in a fast-paced energetic romp with strong, diverse characters and infinite merchandising possibilities! We’re not just copying Marvel! The HBCU is its own thing, baby! 



     And to further show how we’re not just copying Marvel: each film will be preceded by a theatrical short! This way, we introduce such Hanna-Barbera all-stars like Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound right out the gate, and in the cartoon short format in which they originally thrived. These would pretty much be straight-forward cartoons, only they’d still exist in the same shared universe and could occasionally cross over with aspects of the films. For example, let’s say Scooby and the gang investigate a haunted amusement park, then in a later short, we see Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy visit the same amusement park. Or maybe one of Birdman’s adversaries shows up later to take on Atom Ant. That type of thing. These characters could eventually get their own movie like a Yogi’s Ark Lark or Galaxy Goof-Ups, but when they do, the characters will already have a solid foundation established by these shorts and be ready to be taken to new heights on a larger cinematic scale. 

PLUS… they’d be funny. 


     And there you have it. Phase One of some nobody on the internet’s pitch for a Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe! From here you have a jumping off point for all that crossover stuff that studios think the fans want: Velma Dinkley could get an internship at Quest Labs, Jabberjaw could cross paths with the crew of Sealab, the Jetsons could meet the Flintstones… again! And naturally, each of these occurrences would culminate in an occasional “event movie.” Laff-a-lympics maybe? …Probably something else. All the while keeping the focus on each individual story that’s being told. After all, the audience has to enjoy the individual elements of the universe on their own, otherwise they won’t enjoy the universe as a whole.

Friday, February 4, 2022

The Wizarding STUFF of Harry Potter - Part 3

 Ron Weasley is a mess. Naturally, his assortment of accessories would follow suit.

Friday, January 28, 2022

The Wizarding STUFF of Harry Potter - Part 2

     This batch of accessories from that wonderful world of witchcraft and wizardry is devoted to the cleverest of Gryffindors. I'm speaking of none other than Miss Hermione Granger!

     I wanted to include at least one book with each of these, but since no one at Hogwarts loves books more than Hermione, I included a few more... probably not enough now that I think about it.

Friday, January 21, 2022

The Wizarding STUFF of Harry Potter - Part 1

     Wands, whatnots, macguffins, artifacts... The Harry Potter series isn't just people and places. It's also things! And because of such, I thought it'd be fun to devote a few posts to just the STUFF that makes up the Wizarding World, starting with the accessories of Harry himself.

     I really racked my brain to include as many as I could but if you notice anything that I left out, please DO NOT let me know as the thought of such failure will keep me up at night.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Topping Off 2021

Happy New Year, everyone! Per tradition, here's last year's batch of blog headers!

     I really appreciate all of you who take the time to check out my little corner of the World Wide W. Hopefully you like what you see.

January 2021

February 2021

March 2021

April 2021

May 2021

June 2021

July 2021

August 2021

September 2021

October 2021

November 2021

December 2021