A Random Piece of Comedy Gold

"Too Derivative!"

     If there's two things I'm a sucker for, it's Nostalgia and Toys! This is why I love Funko's ReAction figures! They're retro-styled action figures for big pop culture films that didn't originally provide much in the way of merchandising. They're pretty much the only way I can fulfill my dream of having a 3 3/4in scale Quint from Jaws watch me while I work. Yeah! I know it's a weird dream, but last I checked... this is America!

     There is one film that I would LOVE to see get a line of ReAction figures! So much so that I decided to put my Photoshop skills to good use and trick my brain into believing they already exist. It's the 1990 pop culture classic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

     Of course, I realize that when it comes to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles there were, and ARE, more than enough toys out there already. But none of them pay tribute to this cult classic in the way I think it deserves... with smaller, cruder action figures!