King Moonracer

It's that time of year! When the menacing King Moonracer soars across the world snatching up all of those unwanted toys to deposit on his DOOMED frozen isle.

So remember, unless you want this winged-beast entering your home at the darkest hour of the night, APPRECIATE what you have been given.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, KIDS!

Coverage You Can Count On!

A friend of mine asked me to make these for the Christmas party at the local TV station. Hopefully they were a hit.

A Smurf Walks Into a Bar

A Smurf joke that doesn't involve an exploding gift box.

Maggot

This is Rux's partner in crime, or... bounty hunting... or whatever awesome space-age apocalyptic future thing it is they do.

Zedbaron Rux

This is Zedbaron Rux, the main character in my twisted little sci-fi retelling of a very popular children cartoon from the 80's.

Penguin Suits - Wave 2

Happy Halloween!

May The Triforce Be With You

So I got out the Super Nintendo and have been playing some "Link to the Past" recently. And while it is one of the greatest Zelda games, it raises a few questions.

Why is Link's hair pink?
Why does he appear to be wearing a poncho?
And why do all of the stones have the number 8 on them?
And I know it's a video game, but is it really necessary to kill all of the guards? Zelda says they're all under an evil spell. Do they really have to die, Link?!? Do they really have to DIE?!?

Hyrule will be home to many fatherless children thanks to you, Link. You Pegasus Boot-wearing Murderer!

Even Super Friends Need Some Down Time

Here's another blast from the past. I have absolutely NO idea what's supposed to have happened in this thing.

Fun stuff.

Cheepers?!?

I made these commercials for the city a couple of years ago. It's not quite Miyazaki... but I'm still proud.







My friend Sean Sanford did the awesome music track.