A Smurf Walks Into a Bar

A Smurf joke that doesn't involve an exploding gift box.

Maggot

This is Rux's partner in crime, or... bounty hunting... or whatever awesome space-age apocalyptic future thing it is they do.

Zedbaron Rux

This is Zedbaron Rux, the main character in my twisted little sci-fi retelling of a very popular children cartoon from the 80's.